PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie